Work Haiku

Life is too precious
To stand here taking your crap
Yet here I stand, huh.

I should be working
But I’m writing a haiku
My job is awesome

Too many meetings
The bosses drone on and on
My head might explode

new years day I’m here
the canteen open today?
boss can shove bonus

I hate to do work
I want to go play halo
I must now run home

A new boss again
Five in the last sixteen months
Please kill me quickly