Work Haiku

Exhaustion approach
Lack of sleep… like a Semi…
Soon I am roadkill.

Delivery sucks
Damn you, where is my tip huh?
No pizza for you!

Bobble head like Toy
Back and Forth he Yammers on
i Poke my Eyes out

Water boss’s plants
Was this in job description?
Pee in flower pot

girl at the next desk
why so moody all the time?
she’ll never be me.

Night supervisor?
More like night babysitter
(Telemarketing)

What to do right now
To much time Rather die here
smoke time nicotine

i f*cking hate work
my boss can kiss my fat ass
i’m quitting today

New Manager asks
Do I know the procedure
I Wrote it you ass

The New Manager
Hey! That was my promotion
He knows, what an ass