Work Haiku

my work makes me cry
i hurt, these people so dumb
no bonus for you

Man, I’m Hungover
Boss finally shuts his mouth
A foot up his ***

Day in, day out, work
How I loathe the ignorance
can’t people read signs?

If I don’t make a
million Before i’m Thirty
Hello Marine Core

weekends are too short
might as well put on my suit
because it’s sunday

this line is 6 words
no wait it was only 5
but that one was 6

graduated school
accepted important job
milk and sugar guys?

*ss cheeks on the glass
number of copies ninety fl
fling out the window

At work christmas eve
3 AM, this is stupid
My boss is an *ss

just one more hour
break time is so far away
coffee save me now!