Work Haiku

old receptionist
knows all about company
if she quits - bankrupt

old macs in office
terrible at everything
long for os x

data inputter
job crucial to company
paid minimum wage

sitting in a jet
sweating my god-damn *ss off
thank you UPS

Must go to meeting
To which I don’t need to go
Daydream an hour

I hate my damn job.
I am forty-five years old
working at Wendy’s

The boredom I feel
Rises as I wait till five
Want food, wife, sex, sleep.

the office washroom
gross toilet needs a flushing
boss was just in here

stab leg with pencil
don’t have to work tomorrow
totally worth it

all my customers
are so f*cking retarded
oh yeah and hungry