Work Haiku

had his yellow tie
I did not wear tie to work
no one will miss him

The office is still
I’m here on time, where are they?
Crap, it’s Saturday.

my job is only
what I do until I see
The bar is open

office girl downstairs
who everyone boinked in school
grew fat and ugly

same freakin customer
with the same stupid questions
die 9 to 5 die

mind numbing banter
bored and bitter I toil on
my cubicle hell

I am the intern
Fresh Meat to take all the blame
All in a day’s work

Procrastination
takes its toll sometime they say
deal with it later

i work for so long
get home, eat food, fall asleep
will not see my son

internet access
i spend day reading comics
work can wait for now