Work Haiku

a picture may say
a thousand words; but picture
needs more memory

coworker problems?
simple to solve. just stab a
pencil in his eye

Work is terrible
will end life with many drugs
Damn these child proof caps

Dante never saw
A hell like the one I see
Managers memo

deplorable job
advancement impossible
minuscule paycheck

I cook spaghetti
Customers send it back mad
I return same plate

Jerky patron says:
Look, a fly in my burger!
I say: Suck it, fats.

no job for this guy
my dream of doing nothing
is reality

If you hate your job
try working on commission
then see how you feel

Please, not one more call.
If one more asshat bitches
Commit seppuku.