Work Haiku

I flashed my colleagues
The Window guy nearly fell
I should shave next time

day in day out i
listen to my boss complain
man, her *ss looks good

Screwing me over
But I’m not sure out of what
My boss is a d*ck

I never complain
I work fervently all day
I suck at lying.

Boss Is Out Of Town
Naked Butt Fits Well In Chair
He Will Never Know

I program at work
Typing is not in China
My wrists pulse with pain

all of my sad days
become worthless wasted years
soon too much, I die

working could be worse
there could be no dishwashers
to throw ketchup at

Did not use filter
Made coffee with tap water
How ya like me now?

Boss is not here now
so I sit in his office
no shared desk today