Work Haiku

work is drudgery
rain falls against plated glass
am I in hell now?

watching the clock tick
co-worker is an a**hole
misery is work

All office workers
Do is sit in comfy chair
Try digging a trench

shrewish girl wants me
no never juggle women
do not date the boss

Promotion Denied
They Suspect Me, They Are Wise
I Bring Sloth To Work