Work Haiku

I’m a lucky man
I sit in a cube all day
Yet I love my job!

Work from home each day.
Sit in boxers smoking weed.
Paid to be loser.

This man is my BOSS?
Newspaper publisher king!
Where is the justice?

I just quit smoking.
Hatred for work grew ten-fold.
Need more goddamn gum.

Blood in the workplace
Next time STOP the conveyor
Darwin strikes again

Count the syllables
On my fingers, are there 5?
At least this wastes time.

Colleague always whines
Someday justice will prevail
She’ll get her face punched

All alone for now
boss will come now or later
no more games or chat

Get paid to find oil
Boss paid twice as much, yet he
Couldn’t find his nose

all day long, work sucks
will this dumb stuff ever end
when can I retire?