Work Haiku

Dear Jesus work sucks
YOU clean the sick kid’s vomit
I am not your slave

Jason from I.T.
spends all day in the bathroom.
I’ll bet he’s wanking.

no more paid lunch time
the bastards don’t even care
overtime? yeah, right.

I do zero work
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving
No one even here

stupid people call
with complaints of rotting teeth
why don’t they brush them?

Work on Turkey Day
Boss on Cruise Damn him to Hell
Sweet Death Take Me Now

Repeating myself.
Are these people retarded?
Member service sucks.

Haiku? I got your
seventeen syllables right
Here! My job sucks balls!

Day crawls at snail’s pace
Part-time pay for full-time job
Must flee from this hell.

Navy pays, I play
I love Uncle Sam, oh man
Damn I want a drink