Work Haiku

Working like a dog
hardly worth the sorry pay
must find new placement

lazy coworkers
they screw me over, too bad
i’m jack the ripper

Sitting on my ass.
Pretending to do real work.
The way to long life.

my boss is female
only for a month, made me
a misogynist

Rise early again
Tell me the clock is kidding
Leave my warm cocoon

sitting here all day
type reports till fingers bleed
Four Thirty come quick

Stupid customers
Always wanting things, bastards
Want to punch in face

Strangely comforting
One day closer to death now
Ignore and send fax

I wish the printer
Didn’t jam up so often.
Punch it ’til I bleed.

Lugging away now
sweaty moisture drips off balls
God i hate bitch work