Work Haiku

So Bored, must not sleep
Boss sitting right behind me
Sleep with eyes open.

Boss runs to and fro
he hotboxes cigarettes
May he die at lunch

show up late for work
wait for five o’clock time comes
wake up do again

clear desk policy
screw you, two hours each day
clearing crap off desk

Grading all day long
Unintelligent writings
veryone will fail

Man’s evolution
to sit here at desk and type
what has man become?

Nine in the morning.
People won’t leave me alone.
Amphetamine helps.

save up for canned pop
vending machine stole quarters
so I take some pens

Call centre damn calls
customers can’t read the terms
no refund for them

Share a cubical
My coworker hates my farts
Oops I sh*t my pants