Work Haiku

Our work was called off
None were informed until now
Free days are the best

Go to work in dark
I go home it is dark too
Will I see the sun?

Surfing pr*n again
Here comes boss to bust my chops
Close, damn window, close!

cutbacks and money
car payment on cerebrum
paycheck coming soon

Today is Friday
Built-up anticipation
Stays with me today.

Students nap in class
Lesson plans made go to waste
Can I go home now!

Imperceptibly
My eyes have begun bleeding
Staring at the screen

Internet junkie
Downloading humor and smut
Desktop crusader

Feces fills the brim
Play game on cell while pooing
Highlight of my day

Christmas approaches
shoppers will soon storm the gates
retail hell awaits