Work Haiku

I have to be here
surrounded with idiots
I need a xanax

Close that window now!
Office windows should be sealed.
No smell of freedom.

Looking through the web
Searching for something to do.
I have arrived here

What a sunny day!
Working is my punishment
Don’t kill your parents

Customers call me.
Problems they want me to fix.
Tech support is hell.

Phone won’t stop ringing.
They all want anwsers, and fast.
Oh break, where are you?

same thing again man
hello mr robot man
tranquilize me now

Bought the lies ’bout work
and success. Idle pawns tire
of the same old square.

Corporate policy
subjugate all employees
terminate hopefuls

Running to classes
While fretting over girlfriends
will this ever end